I'm a pyromaniac!

2010-12-02T21:59:00.001+11:00

She entered the grand hall, so ornately decorated.

One of them smiles at her, flashing those fangs.

“So how much is your family worth?”

She quivered on the inside. They couldn’t know she was human.

“Ten million,” her head was held high, voice clear and strong.

The aristocratic vampire stifled a sneer.

“Only ten million? You must be preeetty young then. Like 100 years or something,” she shuffled closer.

“My family’s worth 10 billion. I could show you the ropes if you want. I smell human. Would you like to find it and speak disparagingly of it with me?”

And they never found the human, because it was her. But by the end of the party, everyone was pretty sure that she was the human and she got turned into a vampire because she got bitten and barely escaped and it’s been 100 years so she’s really worth 10 million and now she’s best friends with the vampire who’s worth 10 billion who’s now worth like ten billion ten million.

2010-11-24T00:07:00.002+11:00

Today, I was harshly scolded because of my obsessive compulsion to categorize everything in the kitchen: pots with pots, pans with pans, platter with platter. drinking utensils with drinking utensils, baking moulds with baking moulds, mixing bowls with their strainer and wire rack counterparts (stacked separately of course).....

And as I moved them around, the mother complained about having to bend down and picking up stuff I had categorized in the bottom shelves. She moved them to upper shelves.

My stomach twisted at the sight of them uncategorized... It turned into a big argument about what should go where.

Obviously, I have a problem. What kind of person gets uncomfortable at seeing uncategorized kitchen utensils?

I do apparently. I feel so bad now...

2010-10-25T22:54:00.002+11:00

In primary school, I was reading a book called 'Wicca'.

And as things go, I got obsessed with this instrument of power, the pentacle.

Oh joy, it was a pointy star within a circle, how delightful was that! How pretty! How cool! And I was special because I was the only one who knew what it was, because everyone else was reading Enid Blyton or Meg Cabot...

No! I had to tell the world about the all-mighty artefact that was the pentacle! So I put my god-given art skills (haha not) to crudely draw out a large pentacle on a piece of drawing board. And I remember frantically searching for a silver crayon. I didn't find one.

So! I made do with a grey pentacle with white highlights to simulate shiny silver! Ingenious! I had fun. I cut out the holes where holes were meant to be, and I got a very awkward looking, 20 by 20 centimetre, drawing board pentacle. And I pasted it on the class display board.

Did I tell anyone that I went to a Catholic school?

The next day, my teacher walked in. She looked at the pentacle. Her eyes bulged. And she half screamed, half squeaked, "Oi! Who put that the wall???"

And everyone went 'Tiffany!', because they had all admired it when I put it up. She screamed at me to take it down, quickly. Then she ripped it off herself, crumpled it up and tossed it into the bin. She had a good aim.

I didn't understand. All the hard work I put into a pretty pentacle, gone! I had thought she would be impressed, but instead, I spent the rest of the day looking forlorn and slightly red in the face. How could she?

What came worse: There was a Mountain of Do-Goodness on a section of the classroom. It was divided into three parts, the Very Well Behaved people, the Average People, and the delinquents. I, I was average on the morning my teacher ripped my hard work off the wall. I was torn. But by the end of the day, I was broken. Because my teacher had told someone to move my name from the Average Joe section to the Delinquent Den section. I was absolutely mortified. What had I done to demote myself? Why? Why? I was nearly to the peak, and now I was on the foot. I wept and picked up my Wicca book, hoping to cheer myself up.

My teacher confiscated the book for a week. Until I swore never to bring it to school again.

It was a catholic school, dudes. D:

Dear Blog,

2010-09-19T18:40:00.004+10:00

I'm vegetarian because the thought of eating a dead, sentient being (that had blood and guts) is kinda disgusting. *shudder*

But I need more than that to back up my diet. Or people will push me to eat meat...

Most meat and eggs come from factory farming. None of these factory farms ever have hygienic, and comfortable conditions. Being an animal lover, that's another reason not to eat animal. (also, the meat is packed with hormones and probably not very good for you anyway. Gone are the days when meat was completely un-processed and came from happy, frolicky animals of farm tales)

I give an exception to free-range/pasture range eggs.

I know, the world has to have humans as omnivores. It's the food chain, circle of life and whatnot. I'm just choosing not to be one. Besides, humans only take the strongest, healthiest and biggest for food, while in the wild, the weakest are taken. We are not really contributing to the 'circle of life' anymore. Our waste don't go back to nature, we're not culling populations, we're mass-producing them. I digress... Oh heck, humans gonna be humans and we can eat meat if we want.

But I don't want, so I don't eat (meat).

I won't preach about vegetarianism to meat-eaters, they can go ahead, but I will crinkle my nose at the food. Especially pork. It tasted the worst. Anyone realize that the closer the level of intelligence of an animal to our level of intelligence, the more yucky the taste is? Pork has a distinct aftertaste, not unlike rotting food...

My only regret is that gummies contain gelatine, which is animal bone marrow...

Ew.

2010-08-17T20:11:00.000+10:00

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:04:38 PM)

Ohla...

Tiffany says: (8:04:47 PM)

who?

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:04:58 PM)

Yay someone to talk to :-) !! how are u? I found your name in the msn online members search :)

Tiffany says: (8:05:08 PM)

..... spam?

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:05:21 PM)

nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

Tiffany says: (8:05:32 PM)

wassyour name

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:05:43 PM)

Leanne, Just call me Lia

Tiffany says: (8:05:46 PM)

...

Tiffany says: (8:05:54 PM)

who are you whereufrom

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:05:57 PM)

my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... ;-) are u alone too? we should cam2cam ;)

Tiffany says: (8:06:03 PM)

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:06:15 PM)

K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.webcaminvitation.com/p6 go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol

Tiffany says: (8:06:30 PM)

youfunny

Tiffany says: (8:06:34 PM)

whereyoufrom

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:06:41 PM)

LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!

Tiffany says: (8:06:50 PM)

youfunny

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:07:01 PM)

yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL

Tiffany says: (8:07:14 PM)

WHOTHEHELLAREYOUFAGGOT

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:07:24 PM)

Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...

Tiffany says: (8:07:36 PM)

IHATEYOUYOUFUKINSPAM

Tiffany says: (8:07:40 PM)

LEAVEMEALONE

Tiffany says: (8:07:46 PM)

I'MDELETINGYOU

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:07:46 PM)

nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:07:57 PM)

:)....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u ;) oh babe what's your favorite color?

Tiffany says: (8:08:07 PM)

HOWTHEHELLDIDYOUGETMYEMAIL

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:08:18 PM)

make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age ;-) I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid :)

Tiffany says: (8:08:44 PM)

YOUAREJUSTANAUTOMATEDREPLYGENERATINGMACHINE

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:08:54 PM)

haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??

Tiffany says: (8:08:57 PM)

GOTHEHELLAWAY

Tiffany says: (8:08:59 PM)

YES

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:09:07 PM)

I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy ;-)

Tiffany says: (8:09:19 PM)

DOYOUKNOWWHOIAM?

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:09:30 PM)

are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there ;-) I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://www.webcaminvitation.com/mm , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room :)

Tiffany says: (8:09:46 PM)

do you know who i am?

ArdellSkeppleuuvem@hotmail.com says: (8:09:50 PM)

Tiffany says: (8:09:58 PM)

I have a highly sophisticated tracking device

Tiffany says: (8:10:14 PM)

if I find the one behind this, i can make you do time

Tiffany says: (8:10:25 PM)

go to jail

Tiffany says: (8:10:27 PM)

allonsy

Tiffany says: (8:10:32 PM)

buh-bye

Tiffany says: (8:10:35 PM)

just like that

Tiffany says: (8:10:41 PM)

you hear?

Tiffany says: (8:10:47 PM)

'm gonna activate it

Tiffany says: (8:10:50 PM)

and find you

Tiffany says: (8:10:59 PM)

and throw you in the cells

Tiffany says: (8:11:10 PM)

you will be hanged

Tiffany says: (8:11:16 PM)

for spamming people

Tiffany says: (8:11:25 PM)

watch out ya faggot.

I have nothing to blog, so I'm just putting up one of the many irritants I have on MSN.

2010-07-13T19:11:00.003+10:00

Well there you have it.

The Last Airbender movie was a total dud. And I use the word dud explicitly without having seen the movie. It has delivered- and disappointed- just by the sheer amount of unfavourable reviews it has received.

A great cartoon series was completely and utterly butchered my M.Night shyamaldingdong... The fans hated it, the critics tore it down and the kids (yes the KIDS) thought 'it sucked'.

Let's take aside the racial controversies surrounded around this film. Mr Night hired on 3 white leads to play the butt-kicking heroes Aang, Katara, and Sokka, claiming that this was purely out of their talent at portraying the characters. The result? Wooden, stiff and unconvincing people who make the whole thing embarrassing to watch. Then he decides to 'ground sokka'...

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCk D:<

I had to say that.

A HUMOURLESS MOVIE

WHO LIKES A HUMOURLESS MOVIE

I DON'T

I WANT TO SHOVE IT BAACK UP HIS ARRSSSSEEE ALREADY

AND I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE

No wait, I have to go back to the race thing. If he had the gall to cast 3 actors so inept their job, he might as well as hired on some asian actors just as shitty and avoid all conflicts and complaints prior to the movie release.

Maybe, then maybe, the so-called movie would have been more convincing.

And I have not watched the movie.

2010-06-19T14:17:00.001+10:00

Tim Burton's best work <3

2010-06-18T17:55:00.001+10:00

Australia at 5pm. Really?

2010-06-14T00:03:00.001+10:00

Bloody redheads and their reality altering events in space-time. There's about 15 gingers in our street. D'you think we're in danger of a paradox during the school run?

Toph VS Weeping Angels

2010-06-12T18:42:00.001+10:00

~ninjaman42 Oct 14, 2007
*eye twitch* I hate the Angels. they freak the shite out of me. Here's what'll happen: i turn the Angel to stone by looking at it, then Toph bends it into oblivion. Can't kill a stone, eh Doc? Clearly you've never met an Earthbender. Then me and Toph go get ice cream. because that's what you do when you destroy the weeping angels, you go get ice cream.

--
~Kirel-Kemmetmau Dec 18, 2007
Well... do Weeping Angels attack other species? (Missed the actual episode because I was busy with my freshman year of college.) Not all aliens would "see" the way we do. If Weeping Angels attack other species, their defense mechanism needs to work on other species, so I'd figure they react to whatever is the main sense that particular species relies on most. However, if they specialize in humans, they would probably be based strictly on sight.

Of course, even if it's not a rock, Toph can still squish it with a rock. Or she could get someone else to stare at it.

"Hey twinkletoes! Don't blink!" *smash* "Okay, you can blink now."

--
~Dauros16 Sep 29, 2008
"Don't blink....If you blink, your dead...Oh wait, you're blind. Plan B then...Martha, who's next on the list?"

"Some girl named Sally Sparrow...."

"Blimey these names just get weirder...."

--
*SadinaSaphrite Jan 5, 2009
Toph's toast.

The first time I watched Blink, I was in my dorm room, alone, in the dark, at about 2am watching the episode on my laptop with the lights off. I was planning on going to bed after I finished watching it.

...Didn't turn out that way.

--
~NaokoYouko Mar 30, 2009
If anyone can take out the weeping angels, it's Toph. xD

--
~vp21ct Jan 5, 2010
Since I think they work on awareness, and she can see anything touching the ground (and is made of stone), put her in a room and they'd be always petrified.

Further proof that she is awesome.

--
~KairiTheValeyard Jan 7, 2010
The Weeping Angels would already be dead the second they are in her presence.

Toph>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris and Kamina combined.

--
~ara-denae Mar 21, 2010
Um, I think Toph's form of 'seeing' would always register them, so they would be frozen around her all the time. That said, amusing pic either way.

Dr: "Don't blink. If you blink you're-"
Toph enters the room.
Dr: "WTH, I just blinked. What happened?"
Toph: *laughs*

--

OMG YEY

2010-05-18T20:33:00.000+10:00

Yesssss
The whale shark exhibit plan is no longer in motion for the Singapore Resort!!!
I jeer at the government or whoever's in charge to have the idea in the first place!!!!

If they thought they would be happy like the dolphins in Dolphin lagoon, they had another think coming. Whale sharks can "reach lengths of to 15-meters in the ocean, dive to depths below 980 meters, and migrate thousands of kilometers through open water." Could teeny tiny Singapore have actually made an ideal place for them?
As for the dolphins in Dolphin Lagoon, I admit that I am guilty of enjoying their performances... At least 10 years ago.... But I was young then. But NOW, when I am more aware of things, I know that it's a lie when it is stated that "Dolphin Lagoon was specially constructed to simulate a natural environment similar to their original habitat"
..........
WHAT?! Dolphins can swim miles and miles, and what you provide is only a thousandth of what they actually want!! They're not happy when they smile, okay, that's their natural face. They are forced to perform at least 4 times a day EVERYDAY! So it may seem like a novelty when they first come in, but seriously? They are probably sick and tired of humans and sooooo bored.... And what have you done? They're now so reliant on you that they will probably have no survival skills if they ever escape that craptastic environment they are living in.....
Luckily, some people are doing something about this...Go to this website to find out-------> "http://www.wspa-usa.org/pages/505_sep_03_new_campaign_offers_hope_for_dolphins_in_singapore.cfm"
My advice: Don't go watch anymore animal performances people. They're not happy. No, not the seal performance in the zoo either.
Okay, I've been ranting.... I hope the dolphin exhibit will close soon....

2010-05-12T23:51:00.003+10:00

oh HAI mom!

How are you today?

Dinner's ready?

Okay!

I'll go now!!

Seriously..

Right now I swear!

Getting out of my chair..

Going...

*Fading away*

*Clinking of forks and knives*

2010-05-02T17:29:00.004+10:00

Oh, love. Like, crushes....

So emotionally dangerous.

That's why I don't engage in such incongruity.

You heard me.

I don't have crushes. Not once, not ever.

I'll give advice for CRUSHED people though, physically or emotionally crushed i mean.

Bye, this ends a pointless post.

2010-05-02T17:29:00.001+10:00

I'm Evil like a Cookie

2010-04-25T15:29:00.000+10:00

I would like to immerse myself in nautical nonsense.

2010-04-25T01:17:00.001+10:00

Sometimes I sit back and ponder.......

My blog is called post-alittle for a reason.

2009-12-22T22:40:00.002+11:00

HEY

You know what?

A few posts back, I stated that I heard 'SOMEONE WALKING DOWNSTAIRS'....

Well, it turns out that there was a possum living on the roof of the first floor.

False Alarm.

POSSUM

a Birthday?!?

2009-10-31T14:44:00.003+11:00

On my birth day, I got......

A Doggy Cake

And a new bike :D............
I wonder what happened to the one in singapore.....
If it's still there....
Does anyone want it?
Anyone?
It's reeeddd:D
Plus, I might be getting an axolotl!!! So cute:D lol

Random

2009-05-31T11:51:00.000+10:00

Wouldn't it be funny if Annie sang "The sun will come out, tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that, tomorrow..."

And the very next day, there's an eclipse.

Oooh. Poor Annie.

MWAH

2009-05-26T10:17:00.000+10:00

Its 5.15pm.... AND ITS DARK

I THINK I HEAR SOMEONE WALKING DOWNSTAIRS

and i'm alone

CRAP

A day of Health

2009-05-01T20:42:00.000+10:00

Health Teacher: The milk glands are in the nipple etc. etc

Me and a few others: *giggle*

PAUSE

Health Teacher(to me): Care to share what's so funny?

Me: Uh. Nipple is a cute word.

BLANK

5 minutes later

Health Teacher: So, the hymen will tear if you are a gymnast or a horserider etc. etc.

Friend whose name I shall not mention: *groaaaan*

Me: Its not that boring is it?

Health Teacher: Of course, you won't lose your virginity this way, that'll only happen if the penis actually enters the vagina....

Friend whose name I shall not mention: Appears to be pretending to sleep.

Health Teacher: When the hymen tears, there will be blood. Don't mistake this for your period or anything...

Me: *pokes tentatively at Friend whose name I shall not mention*
You're not getting overexcited are you?

Friend whose name I shall not mention: *Eyes roll up, collapse onto her neighbor's lap*

Neighbor: Shock

Class: Double Shock

Me: (to myself) Crap.

Regulation fainting procedures go on

Random Girl No.1: Hey! She's like Bella!

Me: Oh no.

Random Girl No.2: Oh yeah! Bella faints at blood too!!!

Me: Hell no.

Random Girl No.1: Hey Bella! Who's your Edward?? XD

Health Teacher: *smiles fondly at No.1 and No.2*
Now, Bella may have fainted at the sight of blood, but she didn't faint at blood talk!!!

Friend whose name I shall not mention: My Edward's Freddie Highmore!!!

My teacher reads Twilight. :(

Aglets

2009-04-30T21:16:00.000+10:00

Last year, I found out about something very fascinating. The plastic casing on our shoelaces are called 'aglets'. However, despite keeping our very precious shoelaces from getting frayed, they are, or were, under appreciated.

But recently, the word Aglet is popping up everywhere! People seem to have come into the light about these helpful little bits of petroleum thingamabobs! Wherever you turn(or look down), you see aglets. Why, its a very celebrated object now! Even Phineas and Ferb( A show much enjoyed by me) has educated the public on aglets by dedicating a whole episode to them!

So, whenever you trip over untied shoelaces, stop to appreciate the marvel that is the aglets, avoiding frayed shoelaces and thus preventing your face from meeting the floor so often.

2009-04-12T21:41:00.000+10:00

Fly. Up. Soar. Ascend. Elevate.

My favorite quote.

I have a boring blog.

I am bored.

.......

Australia has nice scenery.......

.......

Very blue seas, brimming with great white sharks.

See? Its saying rawr. RAWR.

Insert happy face here.

End transmission

Telegram Education

2009-04-07T22:54:00.000+10:00

This is all freaking me out STOP Because I am not learning anything STOP Except Japanese STOP And also about ptyalin STOP And pepsin STOP And Rennin STOP And Perstalsis STOP And Mucus STOP Okay I lied STOP I am learning something STOP But only in Science and language STOP In English and maths and chinese and humanities i watch movies half the time STOP They are supposed to be educational STOP But all I learnt is that boys can become savages when left alone STOP And that to bring in the big bucks humans goto the extent as to trap a human in a dome for reality shows STOP

And thats how you send a telegram STOP

End transmission

2009-02-02T17:35:00.000+11:00

Internet is 3 weeks away.

Endure!

2008-10-12T14:20:00.000+11:00

That Inverter caused pain to my leg. The safety bar freaking clamped onto my leg and added more pressure when the Inverter went upside down. *wince*

2008-10-03T17:16:00.000+10:00

English exam- DONE
Chinese Writing- DONE
Art Exam- DONE

another week of exams. Ho Hum.

2008-09-29T21:11:00.000+10:00

You probably have to wait another month for my next post and there shall probably be no anticipation

2008-09-29T21:04:00.000+10:00

Haha.hahahahaha. I completely forgot that i have a blog. Omygosh, the humour is KILLING me!!! I am so ABASHED that i forgot i have a blog that i WHIZZED away on my revolving chair to the other end of my room.....
HAHAHA.

Recognize the colourful words?