A day of Health

Health Teacher: The milk glands are in the nipple etc. etc

Me and a few others: *giggle*

PAUSE

Health Teacher(to me): Care to share what's so funny?

Me: Uh. Nipple is a cute word.

BLANK

5 minutes later

Health Teacher: So, the hymen will tear if you are a gymnast or a horserider etc. etc.

Friend whose name I shall not mention: *groaaaan*

Me: Its not that boring is it?

Health Teacher: Of course, you won't lose your virginity this way, that'll only happen if the penis actually enters the vagina....

Friend whose name I shall not mention: Appears to be pretending to sleep.

Health Teacher: When the hymen tears, there will be blood. Don't mistake this for your period or anything...

Me: *pokes tentatively at Friend whose name I shall not mention*
You're not getting overexcited are you?

Friend whose name I shall not mention: *Eyes roll up, collapse onto her neighbor's lap*

Neighbor: Shock

Class: Double Shock

Me: (to myself) Crap.

Regulation fainting procedures go on

Random Girl No.1: Hey! She's like Bella!

Me: Oh no.

Random Girl No.2: Oh yeah! Bella faints at blood too!!!

Me: Hell no.

Random Girl No.1: Hey Bella! Who's your Edward?? XD

Health Teacher: *smiles fondly at No.1 and No.2*
Now, Bella may have fainted at the sight of blood, but she didn't faint at blood talk!!!

Friend whose name I shall not mention: My Edward's Freddie Highmore!!!


My teacher reads Twilight. :(