7/13/2010

Well there you have it.

The Last Airbender movie was a total dud. And I use the word dud explicitly without having seen the movie. It has delivered- and disappointed- just by the sheer amount of unfavourable reviews it has received.

A great cartoon series was completely and utterly butchered my M.Night shyamaldingdong... The fans hated it, the critics tore it down and the kids (yes the KIDS) thought 'it sucked'.

Let's take aside the racial controversies surrounded around this film. Mr Night hired on 3 white leads to play the butt-kicking heroes Aang, Katara, and Sokka, claiming that this was purely out of their talent at portraying the characters. The result? Wooden, stiff and unconvincing people who make the whole thing embarrassing to watch. Then he decides to 'ground sokka'...

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCk D:<

I had to say that.

A HUMOURLESS MOVIE

WHO LIKES A HUMOURLESS MOVIE

I DON'T

I WANT TO SHOVE IT BAACK UP HIS ARRSSSSEEE ALREADY

AND I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE MOVIE

No wait, I have to go back to the race thing. If he had the gall to cast 3 actors so inept their job, he might as well as hired on some asian actors just as shitty and avoid all conflicts and complaints prior to the movie release.

Maybe, then maybe, the so-called movie would have been more convincing.

And I have not watched the movie.

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